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By Jenny Humphreys

Every body desires of successful the Lottery. This witty consultant illustrates the various weirder and funny percentages that exist for an individual with one million or to spare.

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PMD 36 10/01/2007, 12:21 37 101 W ays T o s pend y our L oTTery M iLLions Could the honourable gentleman please tell me what after-shave he uses? If the honourable gentleman had studied the figures he would realise that my consumption of after-shave has in fact increased by over 50% in real terms since 1979 . . PMD 37 10/01/2007, 12:21 38 101 W ays T o s pend y our L oTTery M iLLions 25 I’m not really a very patient person. When I want something done, I mean immediately. I can’t abide a ditherer.

Everybody would hate you, either way. PMD 40 10/01/2007, 12:21 41 101 W ays T o s pend y our L oTTery M iLLions 28 You may think it’s kitschy, you may think it’s corrupt - but as soon as you arrive in Las Vegas you feel lucky. And you start gambling. • With your sort of money you could stay for months but more than likely you’ll gamble the whole lot overnight. • Brush up on your Elvis knowledge prior to arrival to appreciate truly the glory of the entertainment. • And if you do lose the lot on black 13, you can always hurl yourself into the Grand Canyon 300 miles east.

Well actually, that’s not such a bad idea, apart from the fact that there are no Fashion Police. The world could certainly do with such a force. • Your money could be used to set up a private force of police men and women who patrol public areas on the lookout for style related crimes. • There could be on-the-spot fines for the lesser crimes such as wearing any tops with ‘Hello Boys’ or similar wording on them. • More serious breaches of the Fashion Law could result in court convictions and punishments ranging from community service to life imprisonment.

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